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Scripts: Some parts of this page run on JavaScript + jQuery, so please don't disable JavaScript in your browser. I don't track you and I never will.

Device: this page is best viewed in a PC. If you're a mobile user, begone. Don't try to load this in a fucking Tamagotchi.

Tablet users are on thin ice. Some parts of this page depends on mouse hover, so if you're on touchscreen or using a keyboard to navigate it might not work. If you happen to browse this on a netbook or anything with a ~1024 x 600 resolution, you don't need the pseudo-screen be patient, I might make a separate landing page for that, but this isn't too bad eh?

Browser: I test this locally on Safari 14.1 and the latest version of Google Chrome. That is to say this page works best on those browsers, and I don't know how it behaves in Edge, Firefox, Opera or anything else.

I know that some other browsers and older versions of Chrome may have different character limits in alert boxes and whatnot. Edit: No more JavaScript, all alert boxes are pure CSS now! If anything doesn't work in other browsers please notify me.

how? email: e0x0e0x0e0x0@gmail.com (yes it's gmail. wanna fight about that?) or just send a message to my guestbook via a button on the top right corner.

where am I?

You are here. And this is me. You are here with me now. What I'm here for? I'm here to change my practice, for the better. Not for the planet or something, better for me. Better for you too bestie, I want the BEST for you, so I'm here to be the change. If you want to change your practice and some people keep asking why, think no more. Just say that e0x0e0 talked you into it, I'll take all the blame. Who are you? What are you here for?

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New to Neocities?

Lol same.